The difference between milk snakes and coral snakes is a crucial key to not dying. Coral snakes are extremely dangerous, and despite the low bite ratio, they can and will bite you if you’re not careful. Milk snakes are totally okay and chill. So remember, everyone.
If red touches yellow, you’re a dead fellow
But if red touches black, you’re okay jack
I read this as milk shakes and was very confused
no other song is “this generation’s bohemian rhapsody”
bohemian rhapsody is every generation’s bohemian rhapsody
I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re a angry serial killer
We call this resting bitch face
my songs have vague suspicions about what you did in the dark
let’s precariously light these objects up
i am moderately aflame
#this is where I casually point out that Charlie is a lesbian #so she does not find Cas dreamy #but she’s talking to Dean #and look at how her eyes move to him when she says it #I can read that and I don’t even ship Destiel that hard
Let’s also remember that she has never met Castiel. She only knows of his appearance from the Supernatural books told from Sam AND DEAN’S POINT OF VIEW.
March 2. This girl is already dead.
I will forever Reblog this
YOU REBLOG THIS NO MATTER WHAT KIND OF BLOG YOU ARE D:<
If you don’t reblog this I’m judging you
This is horrible!!! :’(
this is to sad :c
THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER SAY NOBODY CARES
BECAUSE IT CAN MESS UP THEIR SELF CONFIDENCE
JUST BECAUSE YOU DON’T CARE IT DOESN’T MEAN EVERYONE DOESN’T CARE BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE DO
Egyptian mythology is best mythology
So, this looks like something for inonibird
Aaaaand after browsing a few random strips, this looks like a comic I need to check out in general~ ouo
my fucking heart
He is sitting on tOP OF THAT DOGS HEAD FUCK FUCK FUcK
Today the Internet, tomorrow the world!
Hush little baby, don’t you cry,
Daddy John is always ready to save your life
Hush little baby, just stay here,
Mama Mary’s gonna hold you sweet and dear.
Quiet little baby, just stay still,
Sherlock really loves you, and always will.
Hush little baby, don’t make a sound,
Uncle Moriarty’s got you now.
I THOUGHT THIS WAS ABOUT SUPERNATURAL AND I GOT REALLY SAD
THEN I GOT REALLY CONFUSED
THEN I GOT REALLY SCARED
What society has come toUGH I HATE BEING ABLE TO FIND ANY INFORMATION I NEED ONLINE UGHHH TECHNOLOGY IS BAD BURN THE INTERNET LET US GO BACK TO A SIMPLER TIME BEFORE ELECTRICITY WHEN WE COULD ALL DIE EVERY TIME WE GOT A COLD
Idk it looks more like Albert’s just sick of explainin shit to people over and over again
Actually you’re probably right. Einstein was a huge critic of the act of committing things to memory that could easily just be looked up.
He thought it was a waste of time, effort, and mental resources that could be out to much better use.
Einstein would probably be the type to just ask you to Google something. Hell if for no other reason than if you asked him something he would say that he didn’t remember it himself.
Do you think that when Steve Rogers sneezes, one of the Avengers goes up to him and whispers, “God Bless America”
Then Steve fucking looks at them like this
no IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER TONY’S FACE OH MY GOD
the female body is hardcore as fuck.
Yes is it.
so is the male body
it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website
OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.
*~*~follow for more fragile male ego~*~*
The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.
The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.
Click and choose your own adventure!
JUST CLICK ON SLYTHERIN
JUST DO IT
CLICK ON ANY OF THE LINKS THEN CLICK THE NUMBER 5 BENEATH THE COMIC
THEY’RE ALL PERFECT