on december 21st we all should just agree on a time to drop to the ground and pretend to be dead
I’m pretty sure that world ending doesn’t work like that
i’m sorry how many apocalypses have you experienced???
No you’re not. That gif has never served a better purpose.
wearing a hoodie with no shirt underneth is a unique sensation
when my mum scolds me
This is still my favorite thing on twitter
Now you know the truth of what’s going through my mind at parties.
oh my gosh the last panel actually made me tear up
I can’t tell you how accurate this is
This is a really good depiction of social anxiety because it focuses on inner states rather then outward actions. As someone very good at concealing his anxiety, I appreciate it.
There are over 70 documented cases of transplant patients experiencing the same thoughts and feelings as their organ donors did in life. People report everything from craving the donors’ favorite foods, to inheriting their talents. It’s posed a theory that the cells in our body can store memories. Source
if your boyfriend is your best friend, you’re doing it right.
if your boyfriend is your only friend, you’re doing it wrong.
I NEVER WANT THIS POST TO END
the second pic of the elephant and dog though. holy crap that’s graceful
beauty and the beast au where belle’s dad is the one that breaks the spell by loving the beast like the son he never had
what the fuck that’s adorable
i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
so for some reason hershey’s thinks that golden apples would be great to sell as valentine’s candy
so i got one and wrote this on top:
and left it on a table in the studio
less than five minutes later people were fighting about it
my plan has thus far been a success
I love you
you do realize this is how the trojan war started right
this is definitely how the college au of the iliad starts
Lets just say I go full COMMANDO ~
Hot Right ?
I love the men of Tumblr …
Snuggle up with me, ladies.
So we’re telling how we sleep?
Allow me to share…
OH MY HOW EMBARRASSING!
GOD BLESS THE MEN OF TUMBLR
OH IT’S BACK AGAIN